Boston Red Sox all LI!
29th April 2008
From the humorous writings of U. Ben Hadd (geddit?) at the “Boston Gullible”:
“Dr. Larry Ronan, Boston Red Sox team internist announced yesterday the twenty five man roster is lactose intolerant. Citing HIPPA laws, the Red Sox would not officially comment, however sources close to the situation suggest that recent elevated levels of flatulence have been recorded in the Sox locker room. It was learned that the team decided to remove the ice cream machine that several players frequented.”
Read more on the blog Red Sox Chick:
http://redsoxchick.com/?p=294